He Doth Accept the Terms (885 words) by truthtakestime
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Thrawn Trilogy - Timothy Zahn
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Mara Jade, Leia Organa, Chewbacca
Additional Tags: kidnapping and escapes, incompetent baddie, Humor, very light crack, Female Friendship, post-Thrawn Trilogy, sassy women, Snark
Beiing kidnapped while (mostly) minding your own business is, at its barest definition, a pain in the ass. If the kidnapper in question happens to be a minor Moff out of favor in what's left of the Empire, that's worse. And if that Moff happens to be observant enough to realize who you are and that you can provide leverage with both the Empire and the New Republic...
Well, as Solo liked to say, “I've got a bad feeling about this.”
Mara really, really questioned her choice of company sometimes.